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I really want this to be funny, but it is just sadly true.

Sorry, I haven't known you long enough to help.

Even me, sometimes.

One morning I woke up before my knee and it just gave out and sent me crashing to the floor. Now I gotta check in with all my joints like an astronaut. "knee, go or no go for...

Normal things are normal when normal things are supposed to happen. But normal things are weird things when weird things are supposed to happen. And weird things are normal when weird things are...

Same principle is why I'm always nice to the waiter out waitress. Well, not the only reason.

worst part is, there is some yankee that is going to be saying "yum".