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my younger self.

c'mon man, i think we've all been there a coupla times. back in college, particularly. next morning introductions are always SO awkward.

"good morning!"
"oh, good morning"
"er... who the hell...

so sexist. what about all we men do to be beautiful for them? i nicked my !@#$%^ taint, doesn't that count as suffering?!?

i didn't lather, i did it in the shower under running water. i thought the ability to see what i was doing outweighed the extra smoothness of lather.

yeah I've done a few "rooster" shaves. pretty easy.

big important tip: don't use a spike point. last time I did that I nicked my taint. you think a styptic pencil hurts on your FACE... :cry: