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The funniest part was, when I woke up the next morning, my wife saw the line on my face.

Pointed and went "Ooooooooohhhhh", then walked away laughing.:roflmao


I'll use this later as a lead-in...

I've shaved around 8 or 9 times. Up until now I've managed to avoid any cuts. Last night I put a 2 inch cut on the left side of my face, along the jawline. I'm experimenting with using both hands,...