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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

...Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?

...Because it was stapled to the monkey.

:chapeau

Speaking of dead earnest, he was a heck of a hard worker and I confess that I thought he was funny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS-RB-goZqk

He did manage to lose a lot of weight but I guess the lifestyle caught up with him.

Or maybe God just told him to "get out of the line!"

Google that phrase with John's name if you don't...

Pizza after John Pinette seems appropriate!

See?
I knew it would catch on.

I like the way the commas are the most common way to meet the 10 character limit.

What's wrong with

-/:;()$&@:gaah:?

I'm going to start a new trend!

I had no idea Little Bo Peep was from Bahhhston.

Re post #141


:roflmao
I just got this one!!!!!!
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And to make up for that one...

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
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OK, that one reminds me of another story. Not a joke, but I was amused by it...

In the late 80's I heard that Linus Pauling was coming to do a lecture. I was psyched about it and started telling...

Yeah, cats are pretty hard to understand.

No you don't. The cat is and is not in the trunk.

Did he have a cat in the trunk?

:):):w:w:w
I don't get it.
Did you forget the punchline?
:)

Just google images for bunny suicides!

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Technically this is not a joke but a true story told to me by a former co-worker. (Disclaimer, I think I wrote this once before in the forum.)

The day a father learned he had to change his...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

OK, so why did the chicken fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the monkey!

(There is something very very wrong with me because I...

Take my wife,

Please!