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yeah, because you bent it!

http://straightrazorpalace.com/attachments/razors/12878d1214943900-need-help-choosing-less-than-hollow-razor-wapi-edge-deform.jpg

Ode to the Wapi:

All hail the wapienica
It is also my trusted steed
The wapi is kind to me
My whiskers have been freed

You'll find a great friend in your wapienica :)
She will serve you...