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Did you hear about the T-rex that was arrested for firearms sales? He was a small arms dealer.

I'm kind of short, so I though "Wouldn't it be great if I grew another foot?" But then I realized I'd need another shoe.

Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded? The was da brie everywhere!

A student visits the principal's office. The principal asks: "What is your name, son?" The student replies: "D-d-d-david, sir." Then the principal asks: "Oh, do you have a stutter?" Student answers:...

The driver really screwed up.

Yes and no.

A physicist gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" The physicist replies "No idea, but I know exactly where I was."

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Two engineers standing at a flagpole, muttering to each other. A physicist walks over and asks them what the problem is. They explain that they need to measure the height of the flagpole, but only...

Once I told an engineer a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

^^ Fix it again, Tony!

A chemistry teacher was brought up on charges for spilling NaCl on a student, cause that's a salt.

Iron Man is actually a Fe-male