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“The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.”


Napoleon Bonaparte.

Did you hear about the guy who put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week?

By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.

1-Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. ...

2-We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. ...

3-If you can't explain it simply, you...

It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye, then it's just fun you can't see.

James Hetfield.

“Glass, China, and Reputation, are easily crack’d, and never well mended.”

Benjamin Franklin.

As far as you can avoid it, do not give grief to anyone. Never inflict your rage on another. If you hope for eternal rest, feel the pain yourself; but don’t hurt others.

Omar Khayyam

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.


W.C Fields.

Nonsense! Us trillionaires get along with the powers that be just fine and they take great care of us.

And he told Pharaoh, I had a dream and Pharaoh said what was your dream cause I've been have bad dreams lately and Joseph said, some day a man will come a very evil man and he will invent a device to...

I've always known people were like sheep. They just go with the flock. However now they just be like lemmings, over the cliff to their deaths. At least Lemmings have an excuse cause they have pea...

I wonder what Mr Ed would have to say about that.

Well, as Harpo Marx used to say............

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."

Albert Einstein

I'm sure that if the biblical Solomon joined that thread it would have been over quick.

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.

Gen George Armstrong Custer.

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Tomorrow is his birthday.

Why doesn't a crab like to share?



Because he's "shellfish".

What is something that you own but others use it more than you?




Your first name.

Guess who's birthday's tomorrow?

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

Geo Washington

"No matter how many men you kill, you can't kill your successor.”

Emperor Nero.

"Keep your cotton-picking hands off my gin".

Eli Whitney???

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"

Voltaire.

Let us put our minds together and see what life we can make for our children.

Chief Sitting Bull.

I don't care who does the electing, so long as I get to do the nominating.

Boss Tweed.

What worries you, masters you.

John Locke