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The contest is now closed. The judges will retire to their chambers to make a decision. Check back early next week.

Just a few days left so anyone who wants to enter do it now.

Sounds like a variation on the Humpty Dumpty story.

Har har.

I thought you were going to say after all that you dropped it and broke it into 10 pieces.

Well, if someone wants to donate a prize we can run that contest after this one is done. I don't think it would be wise to mix the two.

Now it's my turn. Maybe I'll win. I've got pull with the judge-har har

I had my Nogura basking in the sun on the counter and the missus comes along and nonchalantly sweeps it off the counter onto...

Now, if you had opened up your foot a few inches and needed a gazillion stitches and all these staples showing and you contracted a flesh eating virus you would have been probably guaranteed a winner...

Har har-I like that.

The holidays are over and everyone is broke and tax time is coming and if that won't make you weep nothing will so I thought this is a great time for a contest.

You know that sometimes when you...