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Well, the judges have reached a unanimous decision:needcoffee: and after some really serious deliberation:beer1:are pleased to announce the winner is:y

Lolita1x2

Thanks everyone for some great...

The contest is now closed.

The judges will retire to make the decision. Look for it here by the end of the week.

Good luck everyone.

We're down to the last 24 hours until midnight tomorrow night so don't delay.

Ed P is probably turning over in his grave now.

I didn't mention the badger had a friend a racoon and when a badger and a racoon get together, well.....

So Cousin Festus and Cousin Ferlon decided to go bear hunting but they took baaaby with them which scared all the bears away however this one errant badger invaded their camp one night and......
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If we don't get some more entries I'll be forced to relate the story of how Cousin Festus and his goat Baaaaby mixed up a batch of AS Balm from.........

Well, since you're the first entrant you're the winner so far.

So the holidays are over and it’s time to get back to the everyday routine and for most of you it will be a while until the next holiday.

So, what better time to have a great contest. This one is...