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That does not make a scrap of difference, anyone with any decency can see that.

Absolutely shameless behaviour.

Love it Hirlau! Owes a bit to Home On The Range, though:

Oh give me a home where the straight razors roam
Where the IXL and the NON-XL play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the...

Illegitimi non carborundum, my friend!

Regards,
Neil

I think I am more than qualified to call myself a numbskull...! :)

Regards,
Neil

The Vendor sat forlorn and dejected,
The sale took place - the bid was retracted.
Oh well, thought he, it could have been worse,
Some numbskulls could have put the lot down in verse!

Regards,...

How about this:

There are holes in the sky
Where the rain gets in
But there ever so small
That's why the rain is thin.

Better...?

Regards,

Two hone or not two hone - that is the question.
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing...

That's just the attitude I like - NOT. You should have done your homework first.

Regards,
Neil

What? They get dirty on the inside too?

Regards,
Neil