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Yup. Too small to keep a horse in it tho.

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I swallowed a book of synonyms. It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.

Yeah Science ! ~ Jesse Pinkman

A book fell on my head.. I only have my shelf to blame.

Almost Gary Larson but missing the cows ;)

If I told you I was good,you'd probably think I was boasting. If I told you I was no good you'd know I was lying.
~ Bruce Lee

If you think of a good fish pun.

Let minnow.

We can't stop here. This is bat country. ~ Jonny Depp as Hunter S Thompson

“Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century:
Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others;
Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected;
Insisting that a thing...

:roflmao I looked this up .. Would you believe 1 firkin = 6 hogsheads ?

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~ Groucho Marx

That would be lethal.

This thread might be dead or it could be just resting. ;)

One of my faves from Groucho Marx:
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.."