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They wouldn't care. They'd just say a prayer for the martyrs and figure out a way to make sam launchers out of map cases and baking soda until both substances got banned.

I know. Relying on airplane movies to relieve boredom is like relying on a log with a paddle so cross an ocean. Most of my flights are 7-10 hours, so having a couple of books is a necessity.

Ok, whoever's babysitting them. I'm not familiar with the more intricate parts of the US bureaucracy.

Maybe Terry wasn't too far off with the shackles idea. Let's shut down and erase this thread before a TSA person sees it and decides to implement the measure!