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05-07-2016, 07:56 PM
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There seems to be an ample supply of electricity...
There seems to be an ample supply of electricity currently available in my neighborhood.....
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04-12-2015, 04:54 AM
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So!!!
So I said to the guy standing next to me, "don't make me walk all the way over there and kick your ass, boy!". :gaah:
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03-14-2015, 04:06 AM
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I'm amphibious, I shave with both hands.
I'm amphibious, I shave with both hands.
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03-14-2015, 03:59 AM
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In theory there is no difference between theory...
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. I practice my theory.
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10-26-2014, 02:30 PM
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Money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye."...
Money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye."
With proper diet, rest, and exercise a healthy body will last a lifetime.
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10-26-2014, 05:46 AM
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____________________ :gaah::gaah: so there!!!
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10-26-2014, 03:03 AM
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Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never...
Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.
A cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
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09-30-2014, 04:53 AM
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you...
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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09-22-2014, 03:32 AM
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Having trouble being sincere........... fake it.
Having trouble being sincere........... fake it.
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09-16-2014, 06:31 AM
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"Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to...
"Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you."
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09-14-2014, 04:24 PM
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of...
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
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09-14-2014, 04:08 PM
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"And now the sequence of events in no particular...
"And now the sequence of events in no particular order."
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09-13-2014, 03:44 AM
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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09-05-2014, 12:15 AM
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"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I...
"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"
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09-05-2014, 12:14 AM
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"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have...
"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement."
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09-05-2014, 12:13 AM
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"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job....
"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."
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09-05-2014, 12:08 AM
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"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in...
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency -- even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."
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08-25-2014, 03:56 AM
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Rodneyisms Today I told my son about the birds...
Rodneyisms
Today I told my son about the birds and the bees; he told me about my wife and the butcher.............:dropjaw:
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08-24-2014, 03:41 AM
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I had a rough childhood, I was breast fed by my...
I had a rough childhood, I was breast fed by my father...........R Dangerfield
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08-24-2014, 03:40 AM
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08-17-2014, 08:01 AM
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An honest golfer tells the hole truth.
An honest golfer tells the hole truth.
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08-17-2014, 08:01 AM
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Today you have to moonlight just to see...
Today you have to moonlight just to see daylight............:gaah:
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08-15-2014, 03:45 PM
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I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded...
I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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08-15-2014, 03:19 PM
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FOR NEIL..... England has no kidney bank, but...
FOR NEIL.....
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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08-15-2014, 05:31 AM
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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble....
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
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