Monday, and Wednesday through Friday:

  • Truefitt & Hill West Indies Lime
  • Two wet hands instead of a brush (don't ask!)
  • Gillette Mach III (I said "don't ask!", okay?)

If that abomination is really "the best a man can get", I'm in for a gender reassignment.

I keep wondering whether one can fight excessive razor burn with beer. I'll let you know tomorrow how it went. I utterly hate travelling.