Thread: Sun October 9th - Sat October 15th

Originally Posted by Jacketch

I know what you mean. I did a 65 mile bike ride yesterday and my glutes, thighs and calves are reminding me I am no longer as young as I thought I was

Yeah, I know what you guys are going through, yesterday I moved eight bottles of German Beer to my face repeatedly until they were all empty, boy, I'm really feeling it today!

Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

Yeah, I know what you guys are going through, yesterday I moved eight bottles of German Beer to my face repeatedly until they were all empty, boy, I'm really feeling it today!

LOL Turning beer bottles right side up can be a major undertaking

Originally Posted by sharp

Today's shave was a very quick 2 pass shave with my most prized razor. Excellent results considering I was rushed. I had planned on a very relaxing, drawn out shave today...but the 2 ½ year old had other plans. I believe she has hit the “3's” early as her new favorite word is “NOT”. This word seems to pop up in the strangest places. Allow me to provide a few entertaining examples.

Example #1: She didn't want to go to bed and I was carrying her up the stairs when she smacked me in the face. She was rewarded with time out and in order to get out of time out, she must say “Sorry, no hit Daddy”. Well, she kept saying “I NOT sorry, I NOT sorry!”....this was really hard not to laugh at. After a long drawn out battle, she finally got it right.

Example 2: She was crying as I accidentally scared her when I hurried towards her saying “no,no,no” in an effort to to keep her from hitting her head on a wooden scarecrow while we were at the pumpkin patch. I picked her up and said “It's ok, Daddy loves you”...her reply “No, No, No, Daddy NOT love you!”, my wife chimes in “yes Daddy loves you, tell Daddy you love him”...her reply, ”No, I NOT love Daddy, I NOT!”...a little sting as this was the first time I heard that, but again, difficult not to laugh at the assertion of this normally sweet little girl.

Example #3:At Sunday school, they do 1 memory verse each month. They work on the verse each Sunday, even with the 2 year olds. This month's verse is “I can do all things through Christ”. Here is what she said is her memory verse “I can do all things through NOT Christ”...I'm speechless and trying, again, desperately not to laugh.

Great shaves fellas, keep them coming!
Glenn

Glenn,
Don't take away the "NOT" from your little girl. Rather, start re-directing them to the boys who will be knocking on your door soon enough.

Enjoy the moments, they are precious.