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    Default Would 20 hail maries be good enough?

    This morning I was in a bit of a hurry and shaved with my shavette the shave was ok but I guess that with my DE (a merkur simple thingy) my shave would have been better and faster.. I was about to order new blades today for my DE and though.. what the heck.. Iĺl just buy a Futur as well...

    So now I've got a Futur on the way for the "hurry in the morning shaves"..

    Would 20 hail maries be enough? I'm sure my GF will kill me as soon as she finds out so I want my sins absolved by that time...

    Maarten

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    I'm not the authority, but I think 20 should do it

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    All I can say is." Let he who is without sin among you cast the first stone".

    EDIT; And let the first stone be a kosher cotucule ;-)
    Last edited by JimmyHAD; 03-24-2009 at 05:28 PM.
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    I don't think so. You may have to sacrifice something to the str8 gods. I know them personally and they do not like this. In fact I think they are yelling something in the background now about sin and absolution and penance. Sounds like flagellation, no must be something else.

    I am perfectly sure that your GF will have a "suitable" punishment for you when it arrives.

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    I hope the punishement will have nothing to do with the 50 feather blades I ordered with the Merkur.. 50 feather blades have 100 frightning sharp edges...

    I just donated half a liter of blood yesterday.. do you guys think I should try to get it back? She is pregnant so her moods are pretty unpredictable at the moment.. (good thing is that she might just as well forget the whole incident within 2 seconds)

    Maarten

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    Listen, if you start hailing Mary today you'll be stoning Margret tomorrow. Just breath deeply and jump in.

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    Marcus 14:72 "And the second time the cck crew. And Petrus called to mind the word that Jesus said unto him "Before the cck crow twice thou shalt deny me thrice". And when he thought thereon he wept..."

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    Note the duration of that video...


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    Last edited by Bart; 03-27-2009 at 01:43 PM. Reason: replaced **** with cck. Bldy censorship... ;-)

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    At least you got the right DE for your transgression. Heck, you just might decide the Futur treats you soo nice you let your straights "rest" for a bit. I'm thinking of breaking out a SE for the weekend, just so I can remember what BBS feels like!

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    I posted here yesterday but, sadly my post didn't get published.
    (the fact that I am automatically subscribed to the thread, proofs that I did submit my post) If any of the supervising mods can regain it, please replace this one with my original post. It was a bible quote, so it may been accidentally read as spam.

    [edit: ah, there it is . (2 posts ago) whomever fished it out the trash bin, thank you and please excuse me for the hassle]
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    You are right Bart.. its possible to shave faster with a straight...but sometimes I'm just a lazy bum

    Maarten

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