Thread: Health Alert!

I was reading that other forum and some guy suggested all feather blades were radioactive. So just for laughs I gathered my feather DE blades and got out my professional grade Geiger Counter and the meter tanked at the end and all kinds of lights and sirens went off and it said tilt and then a skull and crossbones lit up. Wow there was enough radiation to kill a million people within minutes.

So as a friendly free service I want all of you to gather your feather blades in a lead lined box and send them to me. I have a homemade rocket and I'll load them inside and blast them off into outer space so they don't harm anyone.