How about you tell her such a bold faced lie that she would have to sit down from laughing so hard.

Hows about,……..It’s a huge conspiracy where the gang at SRP is trying to get me into trouble as they know I promised not to purchase any more razors.

That guy called Hirlau (the one with no facial hair), he’s the gang leader. You can tell by his avatar, that’s the face of a felon.

Kwifca put a spell on me with a post hypnotic suggestion that I just had to buy another blade.

JbHoren sent me back in time prior to stating I wouldn’t buy another and brought me back to the present which is after I made the promise.

Chevhead and I must have made a deal, just don’t remember. (I wonder if I paid him yet?)

Lemur suggested I should buy another razor just to prove I can sell one at a profit. (yeah right!)

Anthogia told me if I didn’t buy it they would rig the contest so I would win it and I would still have to explain.

You could tell her that “Trimmy72” made me buy another razor so you wouldn’t feel bad about all the shoes you buy. Or that 10Pups sent this to me so I wouldn’t spend as much time in the strip bars.
Geeze then you would have to own up to the fact you frequent the strip joints. Maybe you shouldn’t use this one.

Phrank told me that I bought this for you sweetie?