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    Quote Originally Posted by LaneC View Post
    Has anyone else used any different excuses to explain any cuts?
    My business partners have a lot of cats - they never even bothered to ask.

    Aside from one ear nick that refused to quit bleeding (a technique I learned from @earcutter) I never really had a "cut" that showed enough to generate questions or excuses - I mostly collected little dings that gave up after witch hazel, cold water and/or a dash of styptic. Not ding proof, it still might happen when I pick up a square point razor after a layoff.
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    Cats, Wife, Kids, knife fight, power tool accident, fell off a ladder and landed in the silverware drawer, confused Rabi during a Bris ceremony, Motorcycle wreck, car wreck, flesh wound from a gunshot, ninja turtles, damn Decepticons, war wound healing, face fell into the lawnmower, what cuts?. Any of those would work.

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    I usually tell people I got the cut at fencing school in Manheim.

    I don't think they believe me
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    Shoulda told her the cuts came from the cat that you used to own......yesterday.
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    Those are some good excuses. I will keep thinking of new ones as well Hopefully they get fewer as you gain a better technique. I am now to the point where I make z's on my face. (I am shaking so much lol)). I really enjoy the experience, but I like it better after 3 days or longer. I guess I like to see a lot of beard being whacked. Thanks for all the comments, this is a great site. By the way, does anyone sit on a stool while shaving? I have a terrible back injury and I have to sit a lot of the time on a stool, and was wondering if anyone else had to do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaneC View Post
    I have a terrible back injury and I have to sit a lot of the time on a stool, and was wondering if anyone else had to do that.

    Yes. Once in a while.
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