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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Woman or razor??
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    All I can say to this thread is downstairs, locked away, is my Cursed Double Duck Goldedge, sealed inside a brick tomb, with Hex symbols sealing the demonic vampire spirit inside....if you come to close, you'll hear a hissing sound.

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    Maybe I'm not the romantic type.

    But for me a razor is a tool, not a personality, and I take pleasure out of a well designed tool and the skills it takes to handle it.


    Nothing personal, and my Friodur ("Call me Frio") said she's o.k. with that, although she can get a bit testy when I mention that Aust gal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    All I can say to this thread is downstairs, locked away, is my Cursed Double Duck Goldedge, sealed inside a brick tomb, with Hex symbols sealing the demonic vampire spirit inside....if you come to close, you'll hear a hissing sound.
    It was obviously meant for me, I can take the punches, err, cuts. Uncle Wade is punishing you.

    But seriously, yes, they do have personalities. Mine all go "Don't hone her, hone me!" So I hone her up, and 9 times out of 10 she says " Oh no, you are too rough, you rubbed me all the wrong way!"
    And then there is the odd one, usually quite good looking, and she says " Ohhh.... yeah baby, that was incredible, you got it just right, I'm going to let you do exactly what you want with me". 20 minutes later, it is all over, I am having a cigarette, she doesn't smoke. We have fond memories, and I will be seeing her again soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    All I can say to this thread is downstairs, locked away, is my Cursed Double Duck Goldedge, sealed inside a brick tomb, with Hex symbols sealing the demonic vampire spirit inside....if you come to close, you'll hear a hissing sound.
    Are you sure that isn't an ex-wife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitstik View Post
    Are you sure that isn't an ex-wife?
    Don't have any of those, if I did, I wouldn't be typing on a computer, because I certainly wouldn't have one, nor could I afford an internet connection, a home to keep it in, let alone any straight razors.

    The friends that I have that are in that situation, in this day of equality, all somehow ended up living in a bachelor apartments above a Fish n' Chip Shop, while their ex's got everything, which they then began to slowly p$ss away, because having to get a job is simply unfair and hurtful....and believe me, if I was ever going to be divorced, I'd insist that she get the Double Duck Goldedge....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    Don't have any of those, if I did, I wouldn't be typing on a computer, because I certainly wouldn't have one, nor could I afford an internet connection, a home to keep it in, let alone any straight razors.

    The friends that I have that are in that situation, in this day of equality, all somehow ended up living in a bachelor apartments above a Fish n' Chip Shop, while their ex's got everything, which they then began to slowly p$ss away, because having to get a job is simply unfair and hurtful....and believe me, if I was ever going to be divorced, I'd insist that she get the Double Duck Goldedge....
    That is a pretty fair assessment of divorce in Ontario Phrank. Don't ask how I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobH View Post
    That is a pretty fair assessment of divorce in Ontario Phrank. Don't ask how I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    Don't have any of those, if I did, I wouldn't be typing on a computer, because I certainly wouldn't have one, nor could I afford an internet connection, a home to keep it in, let alone any straight razors.

    The friends that I have that are in that situation, in this day of equality, all somehow ended up living in a bachelor apartments above a Fish n' Chip Shop, while their ex's got everything, which they then began to slowly p$ss away, because having to get a job is simply unfair and hurtful....and believe me, if I was ever going to be divorced, I'd insist that she get the Double Duck Goldedge....
    Been there, done that. I only wish I had had a DD at that time to give to her. As a side note, I should have relied on my cat of that time's reaction to her on first meeting. He attacked her ankles, gave a few good scratches. Never did that before to any one, or after. And she had her own cat at the time. Go figure.
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