Thread: Close the Bathroom Door!

I bet that cat stays out of the bathroom when your in there from now on :<0)

You know there might be a reason why cats have 9 lives after reading this thread.

Bob

Chevhead, in my family of origin, a favorite game was to jump out an BOO! one another when in a dark hallway or in a room alone.

As a straight razor shaver, I'm really glad I haven't passed that game on to my son!

PMSL
I wanna see the hidden video LOL

One of my many rules for a happy marriage, after untold failed ones...

Don't share a bathroom. This one arose after my ex had a habit of leaving the toothpaste in the shower with the cap off. Yup, she brushed her teeth in the shower. Now, you would think that after finding the d@$m toothpaste tube on the floor of the shower with bubbles coming out of it would just lead to a rule of not sharing tubes of toothpaste but you would be wrong. That would only lead to up to four d@&m tubes of bubbly toothpaste on the floor of the shower. Now obviously I was a completely unreasonable jerk for expecting my toothpaste to remained capped and shampoo--free, but that was just me being me. Now I have my stuff in my bathroom and my awesome new wife, of nearly fifteen years, has a huge amount of potentially annoying crap in her own bathroom where I have no need of being annoyed. I shave with minimal interruption in MY bathroom with MY stuff, which includes a perfectly capped tube of toothpaste.

You shave with toothpaste? Eww . . .

Seriously, though, my boy (cat) Chester loves nothing better in this world than to share bathroom space with me. Does not matter WHAT I am doing, if I am in the bathroom, he HAS to be there too. If I decide to soak in the tub, he relaxes on the floor next to it, leaving cat hair all over the bath mat, naturally. It is his thing . . . which is fine if I shave with my DE, but my Straight shaves are now accompanied by him serenading me from the other side of the bathroom door, letting me know of his displeasure at not being allowed to partake in the fun.

Originally Posted by Utopian

One of my many rules for a happy marriage, after untold failed ones...

Don't share a bathroom. This one arose after my ex had a habit of leaving the toothpaste in the shower with the cap off. Yup, she brushed her teeth in the shower. Now, you would think that after finding the d@$m toothpaste tube on the floor of the shower with bubbles coming out of it would just lead to a rule of not sharing tubes of toothpaste but you would be wrong. That would only lead to up to four d@&m tubes of bubbly toothpaste on the floor of the shower. Now obviously I was a completely unreasonable jerk for expecting my toothpaste to remained capped and shampoo--free, but that was just me being me. Now I have my stuff in my bathroom and my awesome new wife, of nearly fifteen years, has a huge amount of potentially annoying crap in her own bathroom where I have no need of being annoyed. I shave with minimal interruption in MY bathroom with MY stuff, which includes a perfectly capped tube of toothpaste.

Agreed - never share a bathroom if you can help it.

I think you've uncovered a phenomena, my wife too seems to have a problem with putting lids, caps, anything back on objects that require this function. When I, or the kids, or her invariably spill something, whether it's the jar of pickles that she's neglected to properly screw the lid back on, and just placed it on top, and it spills everywhere, or a bottle of some expensive liquid she has that ends up on it side, with it's expensive cream or perfume dribbling out, I just shake my head the same every time and explain to her, "That's why you get .70 cents to my dollar, kitten, you can't put the lids back on things."

When I wake up, usually the bruising settles within an hour or so....

Originally Posted by tiddle

I not only close but lock it. When I was fourteen I was shaving and right in the middle of a pass on the chin my mother opens the door and yells hurry you're late for school! Needless to say I was very late since the now missing chunk of my chin took 20 min to stop bleeding...peeled that sucker like an onion! I also wear pants too...dangly bits and blades don't mix folks.

Haha! Great story!

You grew up shaving with a straight? Or was that a DE accident?

And why do you have not filmed this?

Shave the cat to teach it a lesson.