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    Nivea ASB sets your face on fire, and, your thumb is bleeding...

    Anybody else?
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    Maestro Livi comes all the way to your house from Italy to confiscate his razors from you and bans you from his shop and site.
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    What big said plus the fact that he will be coming along with Maestro Livi and revoking birthday greeting for you on the forum.
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    You know it's a bad shave when you see bone.

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    You know it's a bad shave when you're inventing your excuses during the drive to work.
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    You know it's a bad shave when it's delivered by a cartridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    Maestro Livi comes all the way to your house from Italy to confiscate his razors from you and bans you from his shop and site.
    He did that to you, too?!? I thought I was the only one!



    OK, ok...

    You know its a bad shave when... you have to call 911... with your nose!
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    You know it's been a bad shave when Phrank honed your razor....

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    ...your whole neck looks like a hickey.

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    ...when coworkers ask why your cat attacked you

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