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07-21-2015, 09:18 PM #1Senior Member
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You know it was a Bad Shave When...
Nivea ASB sets your face on fire, and, your thumb is bleeding...
Anybody else?Smarter than I look or, not as dumb as I look. Whichever you prefer.
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07-21-2015, 10:57 PM #2
Maestro Livi comes all the way to your house from Italy to confiscate his razors from you and bans you from his shop and site.
No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero
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07-21-2015, 11:01 PM #3Moderator
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What big said plus the fact that he will be coming along with Maestro Livi and revoking birthday greeting for you on the forum.
"The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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07-21-2015, 11:17 PM #4MEMBER
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You know it's a bad shave when you see bone.
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07-21-2015, 11:43 PM #5Senior Member
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You know it's a bad shave when you're inventing your excuses during the drive to work.
Aldwyn and ChopperDave like this.Keep your pivot dry!
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07-21-2015, 11:55 PM #6Know thyself
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You know it's a bad shave when it's delivered by a cartridge.
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07-22-2015, 12:42 AM #7King of the Shorties
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He did that to you, too?!? I thought I was the only one!
Originally Posted by thebigspendur
OK, ok...
You know its a bad shave when... you have to call 911... with your nose!Tack likes this.Recovered Razor Addict
(Just kidding, I have one incoming...)
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07-22-2015, 12:54 AM #8barba crescit caput nescit
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You know it's been a bad shave when Phrank honed your razor....
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07-22-2015, 01:03 AM #9Senior Member
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...your whole neck looks like a hickey.
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07-22-2015, 01:06 AM #10Senior Member
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...when coworkers ask why your cat attacked you
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