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    Dear Rich

    I have had a guilty feeling the whole day, and feel I must report myself before it eats me up inside.

    This morning, after stepping out of the shower, I dried myself as usual and applied lather, then started stropping my razor. During the changeover from Linen to Leather I noticed my bathrobe, and donned it.

    I did not realise the consequences of my actions until half way through the shave, and by then I was too warm and snuggly to take it off again.

    In my defence, it had rained all night, and the temperature had dropped, but we still had windows open all over the flat, and so it was a little chilly in the bathroom.

    I realise that this puts my position in your commandos at risk, and the much awaited promotion will evaporate before my eyes, but I feel that honesty is the best policy in such dire circumstances.

    Kind Regards

    Si
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    We'll wait for the commander to comment. It might be a minor infraction that you can be forgiven for, but he has the final say. I'll wait until then to sound Taps.

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    It is the commander's place to make judgement on these infractions, but in my opinion you might lose rank, but won't be dishonerably discharged for this infraction, unless, you happened to be using a mach3 at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freebird View Post
    It is the commander's place to make judgement on these infractions, but in my opinion you might lose rank, but won't be dishonerably discharged for this infraction, unless, you happened to be using a mach3 at the time.


    This is very true.. As long as you still had a str8 in your hand you will only need to do 10 pushups with no loss of rank or status..

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    Sah I was shaving using a straight razor I myself honed and sharpened to perfection the night before Sah!

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    Sunsi,

    I think that you did the right thing by admitting
    what you did.

    If you are very lucky and the gods are smiling
    down on you, Rich will be in a good mood and
    let this slide with a stern warning. If not, then
    i suppose that we will see you on the other side.

    I wish you luck.


    Terry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunsi View Post
    Sah I was shaving using a straight razor I myself honed and sharpened to perfection the night before Sah!

    Well done soldier carry on

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    Good Grief!....




    ...I have GOT to get a life!

    -whatever

    -Lou

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarface View Post
    Good Grief!....




    ...I have GOT to get a life!

    -whatever

    -Lou

    do they have those in Idaho??

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    Quote Originally Posted by gratewhitehuntr View Post
    do they have those in Idaho??
    ...evidently not.

    JUNIOR COMMANDO WANNABE (In-Training)
    (I shave with my robe open)
    (...hey, it's COLD up here!...)

    -whatever

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