Between the lines of the non-information, the tone of that text is so utterly self-absorbed, that it becomes almost funny.
"- You seem like you are very experienced with straight razor shaving, can I call you? No. "
"- You seem like you are so very full of shit and totally unaware of the nonsense you're spreading, can we put a horses head in your bed? No. "
How I hate marketing talk, even more when disguised as "valid information" :rant: "the idea is to scrape the hair of your face"... Jeezes...