Thread: Project coochie razor

Originally Posted by icedog

Tres cool there Bob! I love the free form handle design.

Yeah! Shiiiiiiny!

So the GF decided her coochie razor had to have to have pink scales. Wimmen... Anyway, I had some scrap oak lying around so I cut out some scales. She stained them with some "pickled oak" stain (whatever that is) which she claims is pink, but really isn't (at least to my eye) and really brings out the natural grain of the oak. It's a little crude (you can see, for example, that the wedge doesn't perfectly match the scales because I didn't think to sand them together before she stained the scales). But on the whole, not bad for a first attempt.

Great looking coochie razor.

Originally Posted by Johnny J

So the GF decided her coochie razor had to have to have pink scales. Wimmen... Anyway, I had some scrap oak lying around so I cut out some scales. She stained them with some "pickled oak" stain (whatever that is) which she claims is pink, but really isn't (at least to my eye) and really brings out the natural grain of the oak. It's a little crude (you can see, for example, that the wedge doesn't perfectly match the scales because I didn't think to sand them together before she stained the scales). But on the whole, not bad for a first attempt.

Looks pretty good. Congrats! How does it shave?

Originally Posted by CatMan

Looks pretty good. Congrats! How does it shave?

It shaves well, but the light blade takes more finger effort to control than a heavier blade where you can let the heft of the razor do the work. But considering its intended purpose, the increased maneuverability is a net win.

Originally Posted by Johnny J

It shaves well, but the light blade takes more finger effort to control than a heavier blade where you can let the heft of the razor do the work. But considering its intended purpose, the increased maneuverability is a net win.

That's one of the reasons why I kept the metal scales on the wapi, the wapi glided pretty well through the job. Looks good though.

Thankyou all very much for contributing such a mine of gems of differing hue & tone to this thread. My Good Lady & I have laughed ourselves silly.

The Coochie Shavers Guild? Sign me up!! GL says she'll mess with Photoshop & make up a badge/shield. I gave her an introduction to straights a couple of days ago & she loved the experience & the result. I wanted her to see what you reprobates have posted before I told you guys & girls about it.

When I first asked her if she'd like me to shave her... Let's just say she was very keen. I have been keeping her smooth with a Mock 3 for as long as we've been together & perfomed the same husbandly service for several exes. Yes, I also keep myself clean shaven above & below the belt, have done for years. I like how it feels & so does she. I had a couple of trial runs with my 5/8 round point vintage & learnt a lot. Gotta say guys, a real man should be able to get his sac BBS before he approaches his good lady, blade in hand

How did I do the undirty deed? Bath first & have her lay on the bed on a towel. Uberlather her up & CONCENTRATE!!! Started WTG from midline, above the horseshoe pass, out to the pelvic creases, then out from the heavenly ravine to thigh's top. Relather, then down from the horseshoe pass, along the inner lips of the ravine. More lather then catch the strays missed first pass & we have lift off. I gave her a better shave than I've been able to give myself, so far. I do think a shorter blade would be very useful & have to keep my eyes peeled for something suitable. But absolutely no pink, says she.

Hope this helps

I agree with my beloved Spike that he did do a better job on me than he usually does to himself, no nicks at all and only one overshave spot. All in all I was hugely impressed.

For those men out there who are trying to talk their respective ladies into giving it a go, I can hugely recommend it. It was both a sensual and erotic experience and yes the fact that I could get sliced gave it that little hint of added excitement.

I would be more than willing to make an SRP Coochie Shavers Guild Avatar or signature banner or both as I spend a lot of time PSPing to make stuff for the Sims 2 game anyway! LOL

As I really, really HATE pink I would ideally prefer a nice crimson red or deep purple, possibly even tiger stripes (if only!).

So now as Mike said, and it's only fair.....................MY TURN!! *Huge wicked evil grin*