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    Default Very important shaving tip!!!

    I am almost embarrased to post this now that I have achieved "senior member" status, but maybe some of you will be saved the pain if you learn from my experience. Here is the tip: Never, never, put any part of the razor in your mouth! I was trying to get the corner under my mustache and thought, hey I can go at this angle, sure some of the razor is in my mouth but I will be very careful. Ouch. Bad idea. Do not try this at home.

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    That sounds like something from a sadistic torture movie!

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    Sometimes, after a night of drinking, my toungue feels a bit hairy. Are you saying I should not try to shave it to remedy the situation?

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    Haha, you're asking for trouble doing stuff like that.

    Good read though

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    Hey you know i had the same situation happen to me ..... well not the SAME as i decided to wait and not use that angle took longer but eventually got each hair by itself.

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    You might want to embed this thread into the coochie shaving thread, just in case.

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    Ouch... Licking your razor is also a bad idea

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    ouch!

    hope you didn't get hurt too bad

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    Gee, that's got to sting.

    As for the "Senior Member" title that appears beside a person's username - it's based solely on a person's post count, so one could technically become a so-called senior the same day they registered...if they were so inclined.

    Personally, I think it should be based on time registered, rather than how many times you can hit the "submit reply" button. At least a year's time on the board --and a solemn vow at that time which indicates the inductee has outgrown the temptation to put their razor in their mouth.

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    Does the barber shave himself...? PA23-250's Avatar
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    Never, never, put any part of the razor in your mouth!
    This reminds me once again of that scene in Pan's Labyrinth...

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