Thread: First Major Cut!

Well it finally happened. I have been using a straight razor for a couple of months now and thought I was doing okay. No major problems with cuts---I did drop a razor and chip a blade though, but only very minor nicks to the face. All in all it was going okay. Then it happened: My wife was in the bathroom while I was shaving and she was talking food porn-- you know the talk "Honey, You should see the pound cake from the new recipe in Southern Living". I have to mention I am on a DIET and she definitely knows this, so apparently the talk of food made my hands start shaking while she is describing this great food that I CAN'T eat and then--SLASH! What a cut! I think this is going to leave a scar. She never made the cake either.

Get her drunk and shave her legs, then do some thing to make her jump.

hmmmm, pic?