See you think it's easy but when the evil Mr. Toes is chasing the diminutive moose and Basil the seventy-five pound pit bull terrier is chasing Mr. Toes it becomes somewhat chaotic. It'd be different if we had some space but we live in a one room house and the parade of critters is incessantly knocking over everything that isn't already on the deck. Here's something else for you to ponder. I made a lamp that looks like an ostrich leg:

Basil is lying in front of the woodstove, our only source of heat. Notice the Buddha on my wingchair in the right rear corner of the room. I was hoping to catch Mr. Toes on his bridge but he's an uncooperative little wretch.