Thread: Bad Shave Day?

I came here to post a snarky comment, but I see it has been well taken care of!

So did you or the university guy mention the condition of your face?

Jordan

Next time try using your straight not the lawn mower when you shave!

Well that will teach you not to cheek me darling!

What? A girl needs to sharpen her claws somehow!!!

I am now recanting my lawnmower statement. Because as of this morning I have had the worst shave of my life, thanks to A) Karma and B) The lovely cat that the woman whom I love thought was soooooo cute six months ago, assaulted my face in the middle of the night. I will not post any pictures for the sake of those younger viewers that might look over your collective shoulders.

And thanks to those two huge factors of the morning I was forced to once again pick up my mach 3 and drag that bad boy over my face. So now Im writing this cursing the razor burn that I am now dealing with and the huge gouges that Mr.Boots (I renamed him the devil this morning at 4am) left in my cheek.

So I feel for you now spike and I to can't wait untill I can shave with a straight again.

Originally Posted by Spike J

Welcome to SRP Antares, there are such a bunch of comedians here.

Thank you! I've already read some funny posts nad threads
Great forum!

You will all be pleased to know that I had my first shave since the bloodbath today. No nicks, only a drip of blood from the mole & BBS, except a couple of patches round the scars

I sliced my top lip open this week trying to go in too much hurry. It bled for about an hour. Styptic pencil, tissue, vaseline, direct pressure.