Thread: My first decent Straight Shave - with burnt blade!!

Originally Posted by Seraphim

Next time: the wife will be standing there in the kitchen, as you go to put the blade over the flame. You turn to the stove (or othet flame producing device....what did you use?) and so now with your back to her she cannot see that you are actually not putting the blade into the flame....Put on a good show- "Wow, now THAT's getting hot! Ooooh, I almost burned my finger there.." etc....

As a matter of fact, maybe you can send your razors off for a professional honing, and tell her the $20 is for autoclaving and sterilization?

I like the way this man thinks... I find lying to my wife so much more fullfiling than standing there trying to tune out her complaining.

Originally Posted by RichZ

I find lying to my wife so much more fullfiling than standing there trying to tune out her complaining.

Now that's so good I would use it as my signature!

Originally Posted by majurey

Now that's so good I would use it as my signature!

I followed your advice...