Thread: Man Rule #????

My Mrs was 'epiladying' next to me (one of those motorised twicer things that pulls hairs out) and thought shed put it on the back of my arm to show me how it felt. Of corse i had no choice in the matter and didnt know it was coming, fortunately the straight wasnt on my face at the time (I think i was just about to set it down for a re lather).
When i jerked my arm away and she saw the straight in my hand... i think she was more shocked at what shed done that i was.

Didnt get any nursing thou....
better luck next time

+Buckler

Originally Posted by holli4pirating

You are quite right... In reality, the female population of Rochester is... uninspiring to say the least. I was just messing around when I made that comment.

In response to the bit about family members, I don't live with any family members... or anyone for that matter.

I see it this way; only my friends would be in my house. The use of the word strutting made some implications. Of my female friends, any that have even a remote chance of strutting through my house naked would be well worth seeing. I don't think I would lose focus at all, but if any of them wanted to give it a go, I'd be for it.

Ask them.

Invite them.

I dare you.

Then prove it.

Originally Posted by holli4pirating

I'd really hope that if a woman was naked in my house I'd know who she is...

it's more fun when you don't.

Originally Posted by sidneykidney

Ask them.

Invite them.

I dare you.

Then prove it.

I will indeed. Should any oblige, I'll post some forum-appropriate photographic evidence.

So Shooter,

Just how many naked women to you have in your shave den at any one time, anyway? If you were to drape the mirror so it would only reflect your lathered face, you would greatly diminish the distraction(s) and would, perhaps, even with the constant flow forth and back of the naked distractions would be able to safely shave.

I know this is a terrible comment to make here, but if this is a regular thing, these comely distractions, perhaps you should should consider a Braun or Norleco. You could then appreciate and enjoy the show while shaving in total, bloodless safety.

Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the term straight razor shaving.

Originally Posted by Bruce

So Shooter,

Just how many naked women to you have in your shave den at any one time, anyway? If you were to drape the mirror so it would only reflect your lathered face, you would greatly diminish the distraction(s) and would, perhaps, even with the constant flow forth and back of the naked distractions would be able to safely shave.

I know this is a terrible comment to make here, but if this is a regular thing, these comely distractions, perhaps you should should consider a Braun or Norleco. You could then appreciate and enjoy the show while shaving in total, bloodless safety.

I women at a time unfortunately. Where would the fun be in that? Actually the mirror is rather large and impossible to tilt.

Originally Posted by Shooter

I women at a time unfortunately. Where would the fun be in that? Actually the mirror is rather large and impossible to tilt.

Drape it, drape it. Hang towels over the glass to reduce the viewing area. I know it's a painful thing to do, but think safety, think emergency rooms, think sutures, think reattachment... think Norelco

And I think the man rule is completely backwards. Nekkid wimmen are always more than welcome to wander around, and maybe it should be a requirement instead. It's not a real shave unless one of them was around and you still got through it.

I gotta wonder though. If your woman was wandering round nekkid, wtf were you doing shaving?!!??!