Thread: pity the fool

"I can't write 'witty' retorts to people who don't have anything to say." He said this in the second video. It seems as if he can't think of anything witty to say either way. Defaulting to calling someone a "fag" isn't witty. This guy gets me mad on a lot of levels. However, I'm not going to post on youtube and give his video any credit.

There should be a "law" against straight razors - yeah - that's it! A "law" where only good stuff, like a Dubl Duck Grim Reaper, is available to everyone - cheap, and if they cannot afford it, they should be "given" one for free at someone else's expense.

Oh yeah, and the thing must be "safe", not "dangerous". So if you nick yourself there should be someone to sue. And the razor should come with a guarantee that chicks will swarm to you and want to have intimate relations with you - and if that does not happen, there should be someone to sue.

I also think that Lynn should be forced to hone every one's razors for free, and Glen should be forced to restore every one's razors for free, and Obie should be forced to write every guy's love letters to their paramour.

Man - I'm thinkin now! I'm almost on par with that idiot! Is my lobotomy showing?

This was a hilarious video. The follow up was even better. There are a few one liners that always make me chuckle:

"Bummer of a birthmark Hal." from The Far Side
"Don't tase me 'bro."
and just added "Dance for me."