Shaving Haikus

**fatpanda** · 08-17-2009, 04:11 AM

I was driving to canada listening to a public radio show, and they had fundraising haikus. Here are some shaving haikus. I hope this will get the ball rolling:

green grass and flat hills
bring a deep red sound so rich
helps make a great shave

I am shaving now.
all day long my face I touch
when will I shave next?

I seem to have HAD.
when will I stop being SAD?
why are the kids BAD?

**StraightRazorDave** · 08-17-2009, 04:17 AM

Wipe off the wet mirror.
I then lather up my face.
Lastly shave it off.

Rubbing on a stone.
Getting sharper every stroke.
The razor is honed.

That was fun.

**BKratchmer** · 08-17-2009, 04:31 AM

Razors make me smile
shining sharp and aqualine
die my whiskers die

**mbwhoosh** · 08-17-2009, 07:03 AM

Badger brush finds soap
Hot lather makes face smile
Hairs bow to sharp blade

JimR also posted some about irisch moos

Irisch Moos on face
brush quickly finds lather
razor leaves skin clean

In the after time
Skin is joyous and silk smooth
just fresh scent, not Spring!

**onimaru55** · 08-17-2009, 09:24 AM

3 passes
Naked & free of attachments
Ahh! The scent of Bay Rum !

**hoglahoo** · 08-17-2009, 12:52 PM

my haiku was edited
now just a placeholder
hoglahoo

**radaddict** · 08-17-2009, 01:53 PM

I shave a straight line
But sometimes I cut too deep
Please call nine one one!

**commiecat** · 08-17-2009, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

oops, hang on

"Oops, hang on" is a
phrase you do not want to hear
when someone shaves you.

**kevint** · 08-17-2009, 02:14 PM

Magnetic crystals
Tumbling in the swarfy surf
Arkansas' in boxes

**radaddict** · 08-17-2009, 02:43 PM

I slice through my beard
It's nirvana 'til I slip
Damn, where's the styptic

Here's a Dubl duck
I bought at a flea market
It was 15 bucks

It honed up real nice
The wife thinks I'm just crazy
The dog shakes his head

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