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08-17-2009, 04:11 AM #1Junior Member
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Shaving Haikus
I was driving to canada listening to a public radio show, and they had fundraising haikus. Here are some shaving haikus. I hope this will get the ball rolling:
green grass and flat hills
bring a deep red sound so rich
helps make a great shave
I am shaving now.
all day long my face I touch
when will I shave next?
I seem to have HAD.
when will I stop being SAD?
why are the kids BAD?
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08-17-2009, 04:17 AM #2Woo hoo!
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Wipe off the wet mirror.
I then lather up my face.
Lastly shave it off.
Rubbing on a stone.
Getting sharper every stroke.
The razor is honed.
That was fun.
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08-17-2009, 04:31 AM #3Scale Maniac
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Razors make me smile
shining sharp and aqualine
die my whiskers die
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08-17-2009, 07:03 AM #4Senior Member
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Badger brush finds soap
Hot lather makes face smile
Hairs bow to sharp blade
JimR also posted some about irisch moos
Irisch Moos on face
brush quickly finds lather
razor leaves skin clean
In the after time
Skin is joyous and silk smooth
just fresh scent, not Spring!
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08-17-2009, 09:24 AM #5The Great & Powerful Oz
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3 passes
Naked & free of attachments
Ahh! The scent of Bay Rum !
“The white gleam of swords, not the black ink of books, clears doubts and uncertainties and bleak outlooks.”
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08-17-2009, 12:52 PM #6
my haiku was edited
now just a placeholder
hoglahooLast edited by hoglahoo; 08-17-2009 at 02:01 PM.
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08-17-2009, 01:53 PM #7Ravenous Bugblatter Beast
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I shave a straight line
But sometimes I cut too deep
Please call nine one one!
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08-17-2009, 02:01 PM #8BF4 gamer
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"Oops, hang on" is a
Originally Posted by hoglahoo
phrase you do not want to hear
when someone shaves you.
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08-17-2009, 02:14 PM #9Senior Member
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Magnetic crystals
Tumbling in the swarfy surf
Arkansas' in boxes
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08-17-2009, 02:43 PM #10Ravenous Bugblatter Beast
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I slice through my beard
It's nirvana 'til I slip
Damn, where's the styptic
Here's a Dubl duck
I bought at a flea market
It was 15 bucks
It honed up real nice
The wife thinks I'm just crazy
The dog shakes his headLast edited by radaddict; 08-17-2009 at 02:49 PM.
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