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    Yeah being a honemeister is kindof like earning your SEAL pin. You have to pass months, even years of grueling physical and psychological tests, Sharpen razors underwater, strop using nothing but your bare forearm, and split a hair 58 different ways lengthwise while only holding one end...
    The grand master will then grade you at the secret high temple of the brotherhood in Ohio, at which time you will have to hone and strop a dull butter knife into shaving sharpness, with your eyes closed while standing on hot coals...
    No easy task, mind you!
    I am no honemeister. I have Norton, barber stones, coticules...even a spyderco......
    Now, I DO do a decent job on my razors, though......
    John P.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnP
    you will have to hone and strop a dull butter knife into shaving sharpness, with your eyes closed while standing on hot coals...
    and shave with it, don't forget

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    Quote Originally Posted by superfly
    and shave with it, don't forget
    While singing 'God Save The Queen'.

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    Talking Junior Assistant Honemeister Apprentice, Class IV

    So, I just got my Norton's hone in the mail yesterday...

    Now I have an excuse to buy a few junky razors on Ebay to see if I can learn how to use the bloody thing.

    Something tells me I should have earned the honing merit badge in the Scouts, instead of sharpening knives.

    -Keith

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    I'd go to an antique shop for those razors. You avoid the shipping and handling costs, the stress of winning the auction, and you're likely going to pay much less.

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    "hone meister" is a title others bestow upon you, not one that you bestow upon yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by str8_razr
    "hone meister" is a title others bestow upon you, not one that you bestow upon yourself.
    Thanks for the wisdom, Junior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by str8_razr View Post
    "hone meister" is a title others bestow upon you, not one that you bestow upon yourself.
    why needing titles? i always consider honing is integral part of shaving with razor. good shave is meaning you have good skill. Meister is meaning persons who devoting entire life to profession or is my english making me misunderstanding?
    Kind regards,
    Salomon

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