Thread: Shaving someone else???

I could see my self now shooting the S**t with the guys and one says:
"Went skydiving yesterday" another says "I went running with the bulls in spain" and I say " yea well I shave naked with a straight razor"
and they say daaaaaaaamn yo ass is crazy!

I guess it depends on what part of your anatomy you are shaving...

But, really, guys, how did we manage to hijack a thread about shaving someone else into a thread about shaving sans pants? Again?

Originally Posted by robertlampo

Think about this: if your razor can cut a hanging hair, what will it do when gravity and velocity helps it a bit? Speed equals mass X resistance. The heavier the razor, the more easily it'll sever!! That spells eunich!!!



-Rob

Careful Rob, you're telling the world that a little ole str8 razor has more mass than . . . . well, never mind.

Shaving someone else, Lynn shaved his dad for years. He's a good source for info on it.

I've shaved the wife a couple times. It was tricky getting her pits right. The legs were a breeze.

I shave my F.I.L. regularly. He doesn't complain.

I prefer to shave myself because:

1) I can feel the razors pull or slide on my skin better
2) I'm free to pull my skin however taught needed
3) I don't have someone else "helping" me by moving their head, face lips in a manner that's counter productive.
4) I rarely have to tell myself more than once to do something
5) I never fall asleep while I'm shaving myself
6) I'm already used to my own breath, so I don't gag when I'm up close and personal with myself
7) If I cut myself I don't have to apologize over and over
8) I know how my whiskers grow and which ones are coarser than the rest
9) I don't flinch in fear whenever I bring the razor to my face

and the biggest reason I prefer to shave myself is

10) I don't ask if I'm gay every time I mumble "ooh yea baby" after each stroke of the str8!

Originally Posted by JerseyLawyer

I guess it depends on what part of your anatomy you are shaving...

But, really, guys, how did we manage to hijack a thread about shaving someone else into a thread about shaving sans pants? Again?

It a guy thing we like our tools