Thread: Three Cuts: Slice, Incise and Non-precise

I guess I shouldn't try to shave too early in the morning. The last time I shaved earlier than usual, I nicked my prized Red Latigo. Today, it was my red face. Red with both anger and embarassment. I got up at 5:00 a.m., a good hour and a half earlier than I normally do. With the first stroke, I simply sliced off a thin layer of skin from my cheek. Never, never have done this before. I applied the old styptic pencil before proceeding and then went on to make a very neat little incision under my chin. More styptic. I finished the shave without further incident. I thought. When drying my face, I found yet a third wound that I can not say precisely how I got. All in all, it was a rather frustrating experiencing. I should have stayed in bed. Tomorrow, I have a dentist appointment at 7:00. That should be immensely more enjoyable.

You’ll need to come up with something to tell the dental hygienist. You moonlight as cage fighter and you should see da udder guy. Or, You were ‘wrassling” with the little lady and she snuck one in on you. Bing. Maybe some of the other guys can chime in. We'll work through this.

Mike

That's just the razor's way of showing you who the boss really is by humbling you.

Get yourself a big knife, a la 'Crocodile Dundee', to help explain away those rare bad days. You can just show it off and explain how you simply forgot to take the nicks out of it from the last Croc wrestle.


Mick

Tell her you stuck your face in a piranha tank.