I tried it once. No nicks or cuts, but by the time it was
finished, I needed a drink! Bigtime!

Too much stress! Half the "feedback" wasn't nearly
enough!

I remember seeing something on TV, when I was a kid.
It was about a barber school in Chicago, and how they
taught their students to give a straight razor shave.

They inflated a party balloon, drew a smiley face on it,
lathered it up, and that was the "customer".

First nick = lather all over the place...especially on the
students face!

It was hilarious!