Thread: DBBS and XBBS (and ABBS)

Originally Posted by LinacMan

I have too little grey matter, and I'm afraid it might crowd out some vital information I need at work.

It is definitely more important that you stay out of the linac, man.

Originally Posted by holli4pirating

It is definitely more important that you stay out of the linac, man.

I fear that, in this case, your warning comes far too late. However, the dire consequences, so amply and drastically demonstrated in this particular case, should serve as a sobering warning to others.



James.

Whoops, I meant to say "remember to stay out of the Linac, Man," but I forgot...

Originally Posted by holli4pirating

Whoops, I meant to say "remember to stay out of the Linac, Man," but I forgot...

You put the BS in the BBS

Originally Posted by Jimbo

I fear that, in this case, your warning comes far too late. However, the dire consequences, so amply and drastically demonstrated in this particular case, should serve as a sobering warning to others.


James.

Supposedly that's what happened to David Banner: an encounter with high energy radiation, coupled with his "unique" genetic makeup, turned him into the Incredible Hulk. Always get a kick out of that statement - we're all unique - duh.

OK, actually in that story it was a cobalt-60 machine, not a linac. However, if you follow the warped logic of the Hulk series, I should be approximately 4 times "hulkier" than Lou Farrigno because the average energy of Co-60 is 1.25 MeV and the energy from our linac is 6MV (which equates to a mean photon energy of approx 4 MeV). MeV is mega electron volts for all you non-physics geek types.

Unfortunately, last time I looked in the mirror (which was this morning during my date with the Boker) I was still the same old skinny guy. I looked nothing like Lou

Greg

I never even got past the word 'Abbreviations'. If the first sentence contains a word of more than three syllables, I'm out.
Yes I know, my first sentence contains a word that I wouldn't get past, but here I am still typing...It's my bloody story here so it's an exception to the rule.


Mick

WTF?! BBS! DBBS? NO! XBBS? NO! ABBS?! ABBS! BS!!! NO BS!!!! ABBS FTW!!!

FYI: No acronyms were harmed in the making of this PSA.

I USAUALLY STRIVE FOR BBS ATX, ITS WHAT I STARTED THE SHAVING HOBBY FOR IN THE 1ST PLACE, READING ALL ABOUT IN ALL THE BLOGS AND THE PROMISE OF A REAL BBS SHAVE WITH ALL THE BEST EQUIPMENT THAT I COULD AFFORD!! AND WILL A LOT OF CONCENTRATION AND A VERY, VERY LIGHT TOUCH MOST OF THE TIME[ABOUT 80%] I DO GET A SHAVE THAT IS SMOOTH WENT FELT WITH THE HAND IN ALL DIRECTIONS, ITS WHAT I SIGNED ON FOR ANY WAY. I'M SURE THAT HOLLI4PIRATING IS A GREAT FELLOW, AND AFTER ALL HE IS FROM MY HOME STATE, HAZAR!!, HECK WE COULD EVEN MAYBE PARTY TOGETTHER SOME TIME[CHAT ABOUT SHAVING AS A METAPHYSICAL EXPERIANCE, THAT SORT OF THING] BUT WHEN FULLY EXAMINED I THINK IN THE LONG RUN YOU JUST NEED TO SIT DOWN AND GET CONTROL OF THOSE RUMINATING THOUGHT THAT MUST PLAQUE YOU ALL DAY LONG, DON'T FEEL BAD, THEY DO ME TOO!!

HAVE A GREAT SHAVE TO START OUT A GREAT
DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TINKERSD OF SRP

Now I'm bloody deaf too!


Mick

I didn't know that they made bold type that thick.