Thread: Wife+Daughter+Dog+Cat=Poor Shave

Originally Posted by JMIdeker

I have noticed that when my daughter and wife are home, and the dog is chasing the cat.
Thoughts?

Does the dog chase the cat when your wife and daughter are not at home? The best solution may be to take the dog to a training class.
Divorce, with your wife gaining custody of daughter and pets, should only ever be considered as a last resort.

I don't go by Nightblade just because I thought it sounded cool.I work till midnight.So when I get home from work,I unwind with a nice Zen like night shave.And it really helps me decompress.....I challenge any cartridge shaver to beat that. Heh..I love saying that !

I have a wife, daughter , 2 dogs and 3 cats and it depends on the day if the cats are chasing each other or if the dogs are chasing the cats or in some cases the cats are chasing the dogs. I learned that closing the door is the best answer as they know I am in there and in the process of shaving. I have held conversations with my wife and daughter while shaving with no ill effects as I am great an tuning out background noises.

If it is more about the noise that gets to you then you may want to do like Nightblade suggests and shave at night.. or find a time during the day when you can get a quite shave in.

Originally Posted by ace

I think it is crucial to find a calm environment to get a good shave. My wife thinks it's a hoot to bump my elbow while I'm shaving. I'm not so fond of it, and my face is not all that impressed either.

I'm assuming you're joking here or does she also delight in putting paint in your car's windsield washer? A little acetone in your coffee, perhaps? Do you like honey? I'll bet it's laced with some Ant Terro. Life's fun, ain't it?

build a panic/shave room.....at least 8 inches of concrete is recommended for walls.

If you're using the same razor after shaving your wife+daughter+dog+cat, I think I can see why you're getting a poor shave. Shaving dogs is really tough on an edge!

Welcome to SRP.

I live in a pretty big house. My wife, the one child that is still living with us and my two cats know better than to interfere with me when I'm shaving.

Then too, I usually shave quite early in the morning when nothing is stirring in my house--except me.

Another solution would be, 1st shave the whole dog,then shave the whole cat and finally shave the wifey's head = what a wonderful shave it would be.

If i was you i would cancel all life insurance polocies and start sleepign with one eye open because it sounds like she might be standing over you with a pillow one night and try to finish off the job. I am of course just kidding,