Thread: Letting your wife shave you

NO NO NO NO NO

Not only is my husband too chicken but I'm too chicken to shave him as well.

Lori

It took my almost 2 years of using straights myself before I even thought about trying to shave Joed. I think I was more scared of cutting him that he was. While I do shave him occasionally I have to make sure I am good and ready to do it. It is a huge difference shaving someone else than shaving yourself as any barber that does it can tell you. I still get nervous at times and that is when I know I need to stop and let him finish up

My husband is still a little nervous about straight razors. He's warming up to it a little bit and I don't want to ruin that. If I nicked him even a little bit it would be all over and he would never let a straight near his face again. I would rather he get curious enough to try it on his own.

Lori

I would have to say no. She nicks herself shaving with those disposable garbage razors and besides I think she would like to cash in on my life insurance.

I asked her that and she told me only with an electric razor.

If I asked my wife to shave me, she'd laugh and say something like, 'I never thought it possible for a bone lazy pig of a man to get lazier, but it obviously is!' Well actually she wouldn't really...But she might think it! Gods know what goes through her mind. Or any other womans for the matter of that.


Mick

I remember my sister was able to slice her legs with a 'caged' cartridge razor. Most of my girlfriends had a scar or two of similar encounters... So, I guess we could say 'No way Jose!'

Hmmm, you mean have a Billy Bob Thorton/Jolie moment...Umm, yeah...???

...No way! ...I have an "X" and I'm still here because I would never allow my wife to do that regardless of how much I trusted her..."survival instinct", gentlemen.

No way, Jose!