I work for BMW in the service department, so I'm constantly chatting with customers, co-workers, technicians, managers, everything. I've got some scars on my left cheek: one from an amateur incident in which I was late for church and glancing at the clock whilst shaving ATG on my dominant side. Ouch. Left a very nice scar to this day. A couple others come from shaving with a WICKED spike the Utopian honed up for me. After not shaving with a spike for over a year and then transitioning back into one, I was appalled at how apparently novice I now was. Dug the spike right into my dominant (left) cheek again, different spot. Also managed to dig that same spike into my neck, just below and to the left of my chin, and slice my mole from my right cheek after having successfully shaved around it the past two years. So now I've got around 5 or so scars on my left cheek that constantly give me the, "What scratched you?" alongside the jeers from co-workers who know I use a straight. "dude, just grab a gilette."

Father, forgive them, for the know not what they insinuate.