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Thread: The best lubricant.
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09-10-2011, 08:27 PM #1
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Thanked: 94The best lubricant.
I shake my head with pity when reading threads proclaim some new fangled product with glycerin lanolin and oil extracted from the milk of a virgin yak and then scented with frankincense and myrrh and prepared by a hermit living in a secret house in Machu Picchu is extolled as the best lubricant for shaving.
Any real man knows that the best lubricant is blood.
I don't know how it works but I do know that once you give yourself a decent nick and the claret starts flowing the shave becomes so much smoother and closer.
And remember chicks dig guys with scars.
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09-10-2011, 09:00 PM #2
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Thanked: 1587Us older hands don't use our own blood....
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09-10-2011, 09:06 PM #3
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09-11-2011, 03:13 PM #4
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09-11-2011, 03:19 PM #5
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09-11-2011, 07:37 PM #6
Crap...and here I was eating them for breakfast along with Russian bears and man eating sharks.
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09-12-2011, 05:32 AM #7
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Thanked: 443I keep an allergic yak in my shave den and have it sneeze on my face as part of my preshave. This is easier 'cause I don't care if it's a virgin and I don't have to mess with milking it.
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09-13-2011, 09:33 PM #8
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09-17-2011, 12:08 PM #9
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Thanked: 3oil extracted from the milk of a virgin yak
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09-19-2011, 01:03 PM #10
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