Since shaving with a straight I've been asked a few dumb questions this might be a fun poll, what's the dumbest question you've been asked. Mine has been on a rather consistent basis is" how do you get your mustache to grow just on the bottom of your lip" I couldn't believe my ears, and the look on their face was great, when I told them, I just shave it down. I've been asked this question more times then anyone would believe. Anyone else?