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    You know you're hooked when the person you are talking to has a look of deep regret on their face after asking you about your hobby.
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    You know you're hooked when you have no problem talking about your showering routine with random men on the Internet....

    Or in my case, you travel for work and you sand a W&B in your room by the sink. I felt obligated to leave an extra tip for housekeeping do to the mess of the shavings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RNMike View Post
    Is face-trubating in public a crime?

    I hear you might go blind from it!
    "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."

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    True, True! In your pursuit of a clean shave Gentlemen, please do try to stay away from eyelashes and eyebrows. You really don't need to go that high up. That way there'll be no reason to have sharp edges and fingers near the eyes. Both of which are known reasons for blindness while faceturbating.
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    I laughed while reading through this thread.. And cried a little inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 111Nathaniel View Post
    I like your number three as it happens a lot to me. I think it's a problem when your wife is waiting on you to get out of the washroom. When your shower takes 5 min. and the shave take an hour!
    I like 3 as well I find myself talking to my parents about it and they just look at me like "thats nice". Also when my friend and are talking about it and our girlfriends just smile and nod. Fun TImes!!
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    I am voting funniest thread of the year I could come up with a million lol
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    My wife refers to it as "Razor Rattle" being a good wife she nods and smiles, and even presses pause on the DVR playback, lets me run out of steam and then presses play

    I am pretty sure she by now understands that Bevel setting is really the most imortant part of honing too
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    You know you're hooked when you whip up lather not to shave...but just to smell it, feel it on your face, and check it for cushion/slickness/quality.

    Got some "Whiskey" Soap today...did just that very thing.
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    When your out having a conversation with a guy and thinking to yourself "you need to learn to shave" or "I wish I could let my wiskers go for 2 whole days"
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