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11-16-2006, 07:40 AM #1< Banned User >
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New Razor ... boy howdy!
I am removing all material that Lerch may find offensive or construe as a personal attack... bye bye, now...
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11-16-2006, 07:45 AM #2Senior Member
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Is this the Buzz Lightyear razor?
RT
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11-16-2006, 08:00 AM #3Loudmouth
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Bill, how about you send me all of your shaving/making/restoration gear, including that worthless relic you're making for Josh and I'll send you a shiny new Infinity?
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11-16-2006, 05:33 PM #4Senior Member
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I can beat that. I'll send you two Infinity's, two
Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT
Bill, how about you send me all of your shaving/making/restoration gear, including that worthless relic you're making for Josh and I'll send you a shiny new Infinity?
mind you. And I'll throw in the Aroma Therapy
shaving cream to boot.
Terry
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11-16-2006, 05:52 PM #5Super Shaver
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"Dear Infinity Razor Company. I just wanted to let you know that after trying your product I was NOT satisfied with the results. I'm sure it might be fine for some guys, but it's not for me. I would like to thank you, however for the offer of three replacement razors in compensation and look forward to receiveing my three brand-spanking-new Maestro Livi's. Great doing business with you.
Sincerely
xman"
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11-16-2006, 06:25 PM #6Cheapskate Honer
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try it I dare ya! Originally Posted by xman
"Dear Infinity Razor Company. I just wanted to let you know that after trying your product I was NOT satisfied with the results. I'm sure it might be fine for some guys, but it's not for me. I would like to thank you, however for the offer of three replacement razors in compensation and look forward to recieveing my three brand-spanking-new Maestro Livi's. Great doing business with you.
Sincerely
xman"
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11-16-2006, 06:58 PM #7Senior Member
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Bill could make custome handles for
these. I would suggest knotty pine
with one coat of Sams Choice Varnish.
Terry
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11-16-2006, 07:02 PM #8Senior Member
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The free Ginsu knife cinches the deal for me.
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11-16-2006, 07:04 PM #9Senior Member
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The best part is that "This is the last razor you'll ever need to buy!" but if you buy now, we'll send you two. Just in case one ends up sucking eggs.
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11-16-2006, 07:14 PM #10Razorsmith
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I love how they specify that "IT'S PERFECT FOR MEN AND WOMEN! AND APPARENTLY APES, TOO!"
Having used a Ginsu knife myself on a few occasions, I break out in a cold sweat at the thought of applying the "same technology" to my tender facial features. The breakthrough in Ginsu technology seems to be that with enough serrations a knife will cut long enough for most people to forget about the "lifetime guarantee."
Josh
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