Thread: 10 Commandments of Cutthroat Shaving

4. Thou shalt not strop naked!....does half naked violate this law?...
9. Thou shalt lock the door whilst shaving...I get anxiety if I lock my door..as if my razor is going to kick me outta the bathroom!...
10. Thou shalt clean up thy mess after shaving..yea..cleanup the wifes sink area..her side is nicer and smells better...

I figure that there is no need to lock the door. My kids will just beat on it if I do....and should I cut my head off or something, I would prefer the EMTs/coroner have an easier time removing my body.

I mean it is bad enough that I'll be dead without a full clean shave, but I'd hate for my wife to have to hire a carpenter to fix the door frame....he would probably put the moves on her. She would be in a frail state of grieving and his lame moves would probably somehow work...they would make out and stuff...eventually he would move in on my razors too. I am sure he would be a real idiot and would probably do something stupid like use them for a wood plainer and destroy the edges.

No....this whole idea really ticks me off...clearly, the better choice (for my razors) is to leave the door open.