Thread: How to clear out a bath house 101

I know this is show and tell but on this one I am just going to tell.

I loaded up the truck hooked up the camper and loaded my wife, grandson and his friend for a extended labor day weekend camping trip. What I thought was going to be an average trip turned out to be one of the best trips of my life. Looking forward to shaving took on a whole new meaning as well as taking my sweet time. It all started with forgetting my shaving mirror.

Day 1 I was up in the bath house after the morning rush as I had forgot my mirror and was shaving at the far end sink. I had grown men stop so fast that their shoes made a squeaking noise and some even left marks on the floor. You would have thought I had a chain saw and hockey mask as they quickly did an about face.

Day 2 I thought what the heck I had so much fun the day before I went during the morning rush. I have learned that a Straight razor can clear a bath house quicker than a bad fart!! At this point I have gained knowledge and relish the fact there is no reason to hurry a good shave.

Day 3 Cy my 9 year old grandson and his friend were brushing their teeth armed with a Scooby Doo and Transformers tooth brush while I was shaving. We were all talking so one brave man went as far as using the toilet for his morning constitution. After completion he used the first sink at the end to wash up, by choosing so he bypassed the soap dispenser that was in the middle of the 6 sink lineup.


Day 4 The campground had mostly cleared out and my wife knew why I was headed up shaving early. Had another great close & relaxing shave. However was sad there was no floor show.

Its mean and I know it, but I can’t help myself, it is just too much fun to watch the sequence of events while grown men experience testicular reduction in front of me for absolutely no reason.

Besides watching the campground wannbe RAMBO’S in their surplus store camouflage do the Pee-Pee shuffle outside the door waiting for me to clear out is the cherry on the cake.
I suppose the logical next step is to strop my razor and talk to myself while throwing in a giggle every now and then just for the sport of it.

As a foot note word must have got around. During our time there people would avoid eye contact when I was walking or riding my bike around the campground after the first day. Thus I have now made a permanent move from shaving at the camper to the large mirror at the bath house I now own for as long as it takes me to shave.
I suppose I am taking advantage of what our world has come to – Oh well