"Stand by your mailbox" the email said.

[Wullie]

The email was from Sharpton. Always have had problems with being told what to do, so I took my lawn chair out to edge of the road and lounged by the mailbox. Couple of days later, a package arrived!! It was from Sharpton. Folded up my lawn chair, cleaned up all the empty beer bottles and pizza boxes and headed inside. Figured it was safe to leave the mailbox at this time.

Opened up the package and there was a beautifully scrawled note on what looked to be the remains of greasy napkin with the cryptic instructions of "Let me know how it shaves!"

Unrolled about two miles of tape and bubble wrap. I cast my eyes on such that I NEVER seen before! There it lay in all it's grandeur!




I picked it up and it felt like it weighed half a pound. Waved it around, made a few practice cuts like I was attacking a zombie. Felt pretty natural. Upon closer inspection I was truly and utterly amazed at that blade AND the edge it had on it.......


The detail was AMAZING!


Was a bit leery of shaving with it though....