Thread: a few new razors.. now can I stop?

I can stop anytime and so can you , but is it really necessary?

Actually I've really slowed down at somewhere over 1000 razors, to a few razors a year level.

I think most of us just learn how to hide stuff from our wives or our wives come to a point where they no longer comment. I have a package inbound that I am hoping I pickup from the post office, it's an expensive one and it may be best if I get to it. She has learned to look at the customs declaration and not ask how much stuff was.

Oh I'm not hiding it.. but I'm not running out into the living room giddy and yelling "OMGF honey I got another razor!!!" *squuuuuueeeeal*

I'm still buying my last razor one at time.

I usually get 20 -30 on trades though.

Ok so I feel your pain I just got the "ok honey we need to stop buying razors for a bit so we can eat" speech. Who needs to eat, I need to loose a few pounds anyway. She didn't think that was funny.

My wonderful wife came to peace with my razors and such when my machinist's 8 drawer razor storage chest showed up...and as I told her, "Kitten, would you rather it be booze and hookers?" At which she responded, "If you ever call me, "Kitten" again I'll shove that chest and everything in it...."

My distraction worked perfectly.....bwahahaha..

Phrank you are my hero!

Originally Posted by Phrank

My wonderful wife came to peace with my razors and such when my machinist's 8 drawer razor storage chest showed up...and as I told her, "Kitten, would you rather it be booze and hookers?" At which she responded, "If you ever call me, "Kitten" again I'll shove that chest and everything in it...."

My distraction worked perfectly.....bwahahaha..

Good one, I will have to remember booze and hookers. Oh and another one arrived yesterday, posting that one next. I have never seen this manufacturer.

My wife and I have a deal, If I haven't shaved with it in a month it goes up for auction. I had to figure out how to rotate 100 plus through a month so it gets tight but still have an eye out for new acquisitions. I don't think there's a cure.

Originally Posted by dhat

My wife and I have a deal, If I haven't shaved with it in a month it goes up for auction. I had to figure out how to rotate 100 plus through a month so it gets tight but still have an eye out for new acquisitions. I don't think there's a cure.

wife: "What the hell are you doing?!"
me: "shaving my testicles, why? you told me I can't shave the dogs or the cat anymore so.."