Like I said, the georgetown scuttle is my backup.

So...

If a bad guy breaks into my house and he "happens" to fall and hit his head several times on my super scuttle, then when our local law enforcement shows up, the CSI guys will see that he was armed with a very clean "throwdown scuttle" that the bad guy tried to unsuccessfully attack me with in the middle of the night.

Hey... it could happen


That is of course if you guys don't rat me out!!